FUN FRIDAYS! – WEIRD – OK

This past Sunday at about 2:30 in the morning my daughter walked into our bedroom, announcing that she got stung by a bee! Ok, so that’s weird! It’s not like we’re camping or something like that. While my wife tended to the situation, as my daughter announced she felt sick, I went to check out the situation.

NOTHING

I made my way back to my wife and daughter and got confirmation of the story. Sure enough, she had a welt on her hand that was in full swell mode. She also had recall, of the thing buzzing in her face as she was sleeping and swatting at it. In addition, she had full visual of this thing, before she exited her room.

I returned to her room with re-enforcements, as I couldn’t find anything the first time. So my wife and I left my daughter in the kitchen to go track down this bee! Of course I was armed…with the electric SWAT racket!

My wife and I searched the the room and still nothing. We checked under the bed, behind the curtains, and on the windows…

NOTHING

We had checked the ceiling fan as best we could, but obviously we couldn’t see what was on top of the fan blades. I took my SWAT-O-RACKET and spun the fan blades. That’s when an EXTREMELY PISSED OFF BEE took flight! It headed towards the floor at a very high speed, at about a 45 degree angle towards her dresser. Then we lost sight of it.

I stood there with my SWAT-O-RACKET half cocked ready to swing, with my wife and I both asking each other, “Did you see it?, Where is it?”

Then?

I heard it buzzing! It was getting louder and seemed like it was getting closer. It was! And it was getting louder! My wife couldn’t hear it, but by that point, I was dancing around the room saying, “Where is it?, Where is it!” As I turned around in search of it, my wife exclaimed! “It’s on your back!” She took a swipe at it with her hand and the angry Queen Yellow Jacket took flight towards the windows and landed on the top of the curtain rod.

I didn’t even need to swing the SWAT-O-RACKET. I just laid the racket over it with the button pushed in, so as soon as it touched the racket, ZAP!

WHAT A CIRCUS THAT WAS!

Here is the wasp and me with the SWAT-O-RACKET