You Only Got 2 Things to Worry About.

On By Phil MessingerIn Gratitude, Hope, Jesus, Peace

You only got 2 things to worry about. – Mike Godwin.

Here is Mike’s funny story:

His grandmother always told him, “You only got 2 things to worry about.” 

  1. Whether you’re healthy.

or 

  1. Whether you’re not healthy.

If you’re healthy, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you’re not healthy, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. Getting better?

or

  1. Getting worse?

If you’re getting better, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you’re not getting better, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. You gonna live?

or

  1. You gonna die?

If you live, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you die, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. You goin to heaven.?

or

  1. You goin to hell?

If you go to heaven, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. Original?

or

  1. Extra crispy?

This funny story belongs on one of my FUN FRIDAYS! Posts. However, FREEDOM has been on my mind lately. Being FREE is the Gift received from Jesus. I have had a rough 7 months. In more recent weeks, I have noticed my FREEDOM slowly returning. This funny story provides a bit of laughter that brings me FREEDOM. 

FREEDOM TO NOT WORRY.
FREEDOM TO LAUGH.
FREEDOM TO BE ME.
FREEDOM TO BE AT PEACE.
FREEDOM TO HAVE GRATITUDE FOR JESUS.

I took Mike’s story and made it into a funny Christian story.

His grandmother always told him, “You only got 2 things to worry about.” 

  1. Whether you’re following Jesus.

or 

  1. Whether you’re not following Jesus.

If you’re following Jesus, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you’re not following Jesus, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. You got Freedom?

or

  1. You ain’t got Freedom?

If you got freedom, you got nothing to worry about. If you ain’t got freedom, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. You gonna meet Him as your Savior?

or

  1. You gonna meet Him as your Judge?

If you’re gonna meet Him as your Savior, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you ‘re going to meet Him as your judge , then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. You goin to heaven.?

or

  1. You goin to hell?

If you go to heaven, you ain’t got nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, then you got 2 things to worry about.

  1. Grace?

or

  1. Justice?

ARE YOU FREE?

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